i love this part
To unappreciative and high maintenance residents who treat you like a fuckin’ robot by never saying please or thank you.
This mirrors the pretend arguments I win in my head whenever I daydream about it.
After someone at work says something racist.
What I want to say to every dickbag out there.
Gaelen at work the other day.
When your manager tells you that you can’t leave...you finish something after an 10 hour...